Written by Australian Warlord at 00:36 15/9-2020
Seeing a couple of names we didn’t recognise before on the podium of Division 2 races (including 1st at Seven Islands of Mumbai ITT, 2nd at Jirisan Jostle & Innsbruck GP) we at Chat Tabloids were looking forward to present a story of new breakthrough talent. Unfortunately we can’t do that.
Chat Tabloids reports that in an attempt to hide their misdeeds from the authorities, a number of Australian Warlord cyclists & staff have changed their names by deed pole. As of now, we caution that the following miscreants have changed their names to the following in a bid to evade authorities.
Cyclists:
Alexander Arson > Alexander Simon
Grant Crook > Grant Cook
Ihu Lootitaki > Ihu Lauititi
Joe Highwaymen > Joe Haymen
Jesse Prison > Jesse Preston
Jail Pillson > Carl Wilson
Parker Bash > Parker Marsh
Cadel Jailings > Cadel Jennings
Finn McCrackenSafe > Finn McCracken
Staff:
Sacking Eastward > Saxon Eastwood
Tyson Lightfinger > Tyson Bright
Robbin Andèstruction > Ronan Adamson
George Bellarceny > George Bellamy
Clint Heistwand > Clint Neiwand
We at Chat Tabloids ask that viewers keep a lookout for these shady characters. And as always, we warn our viewers not to approach the international villain going by the alias Jarryd Stackpole, and they should instead report any sightings to authorities.
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